Thursday 17 June 2010

Control

To you, I am Bravo Sierra Control.  I am the fount of all knowledge.  I send you to jobs.  I do checks for you, if I feel so inclined.  I track your cartoon police cars on my screen, so I know where you all are.  I know if you're hiding in a police station with your feet up.  I have overall sight of the division, so I know which officer is most appropriate to send, and I make that decision - not your Sergeant.  I have divine right to interrupt any of you because the system is designed to give Control Room transmissions higher priority than anyone else.  I am your God.

So who gave some of you bastards handheld radios that seem to be able to cut across my transmissions?

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